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Having recently pushed back the Ant's 4th Army Corp from the kitchen, we've been fairly confident in our fighting position these last few days. Most of our time has been spent rounding up straglers and re-supplying our forces.

Unfortunatly, the enemy has not been lax during this break in the action. Last night, in a daring sneak attack, the enemy deployed the 11th Ant Ranger Batallion to the living room, particularly concentrated in and around the phone region.

This sudden and ruthless attack upon our soil has left us with little choice but to step up the level of our attacks. We simply cannot allow the Ant menace to obtain a beach head on our homeland. We immediatly stepped up patrols in the area, and have begun an exaustive campain of conventional bombing and chemical warfare. Our tactics may later be called into question, but we must win this war...at all costs.

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Hahahahahahah that is some FUNNY shit

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

a) Rent an anteater b) Nuke 'em

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